Lyrics for Contest

This is a post to provide a contest host with the lyrics that accompany my entry.  They're not appropriate for the Sims 3 forum.

Sweet Transvestite

by The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.